Zombie Apocalypse

Are our tax dollars really that worthless. I’m sure you all have heard about the Center for Disease Control new emergence preparedness post about preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Ok so they’re pointing out the fact that we jokingly refer emergency prep as having to do with zombies. I get that. I really do. It still makes me want to pimp slap someone in D.C. We actually paid someone to tell us about the zombie apocalypse on an official government agency website. Are you freak’n kidding me?

You want to know how to survive the next zombie outbreak. Here you go;

That was more inclusive and better info than offered by the CDC. Yeah, we already know that you will still need to feed yourself during the zombie apocalypse. Nowhere did the CDC offer the fact that you will have to defend yourself against the zombies. It took my buddy T. a wapping two seconds to give out better info than a government agency. Imagine that…..

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